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3 definitions by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie

 
1.
when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls
i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only shit rocketed all over me, went fucking everywhere.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 29, 2006
 
2.
when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.
Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 29, 2006
 
3.
means to sort ones self out or to calm ones self down
gyne yourself wee man (original context and origon)also helps if said in an irish/scottish accent e.g. 'for fuck sake lad GYNE YOURSELF!!!'
by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 29, 2006