1) Jim: "Dude, I met a fly ass chic when I was down on Broadway Saturday night."
John: "Really? All I found down on 2nd Ave was a pack of dog ass. FML
2) James: "Man, you're better off without her anyways. I never wanted to hurt your feelings, but she was a total dog ass anyways..."
Chris: "Really? Thanks dude... But why haven't you done any better for yourself?"
random crowd: "OHHHH- BURN!"