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(n) A woman, usually tall or big, who enjoys walking on men's backs and trodding on their exposed testicles while wearing stilletto heels. In stormtrooper parlance, to "crush some glass" is to cause intense moaning or weeping by trodding on male genitals. Many stormtroopers hail from Wisconsin and Minnesota and other Northern states in the U.S. with cold climates.
"Watch out for Lucille...Daryll hooked up with her and said she is a stormtrooper."
by fancyfumbler February 07, 2010

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