A horrible umpire for baseball who has a strike zone six feet high and three feet wide. He will signal safe and call out, while yelling "Fair Ball!" He is almost always drunk before games, and, "Just wants to get out of here." He is hated by almost every player he has every umpired for.
"Dude did you see that call last night?"
No, I was too busy doing homework.
"Yeah, it was crazy. The ump totally blew it."
Sounds a lot like Webby.
"Nah, no one's that bad.
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