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7 definitions by falalalalalalalala!!

 
1.
1.A word old (mostly southern) women always say to their husbands that they've been with for forever.
Even though the couple fights a lot everyone knows they love eachohther and will kill for one another.

2.Meaning a word an old woman uses when she is not paying any attention to whatever her husband just said.
Old man: Woman why you always walkin' around, gone and sit still somewhere!

Old woman: Aw shut up you ol' fool and eat this here food i cooked!
by falalalalalalalala!! February 24, 2009
 
2.
1. Meaning a woman that nags and nags and nags until her significant other, would rather sit on top of the roof than hear her complain or "b*tch" about things.

2. Something a woman does when she is mad, disturbed, or irritated about something. Mostly when a woman is a broiling woman she's not just a "nag" she's that to the extreme, it's like she broils your brain with all the "b*itching and moaning" she does
((This woman also needs help, and does not kno she is a broilin' woman,she doesnt realize how she is affecting the people around her, she just thinks she is stressed( which she probably is), but in order for her to change she actually has to be told in a loving way and she needs to hear herself actually in the process of broilin'))

A broilin' woman can also be a mother, a teacher, sister, wife, girlfriend-any person you have to deal with on a regular basis.
Clara: Why did you leave the refridgerator open, dammit Joe! The garbage needs to be taken out, you promised me you would do that earlier today, can you do anything that you say you were going to do, i dont understand are you like slow or sumthin, and this TV isn't working you need to take it back! You said you would do that a month ago! When are you going to do it Joe when? I just dont.....(clara is still nagging)

Joe: I'll be on the top of the roof
(joe slams the door, clara is still b*itching not knowing he's gone)
Joe is on the roof sippin' some beer and says out loud with a sigh "That damn broilin' woman!"

Billy: Mom do you know you are a broilin woman?

Mother:Billy what do you mean I'm a broilin' woman I cook, i clean, I wash your stinky under wear....

Billy:"Mom! Hush, just listen to this tape, i recorded you yesterday broilin up a storm."
Billy plays the tape, his mom looks in astonishment and looks to him and says, "Do i really sound like that?"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 24, 2009
 
3.
1.Slang (used by mostly african americans) meaning a person who is making some one laugh by being crazy, acting dumb and or acting a "fool". In reality the person is no crackhead but is just acting like one.
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown

"Boy u need to stop man, crackhead a**"

"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"

Teacher: "Tyrelle I see u want to be a crack head to day, go to the principal's office!"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009
 
4.
1.Slang (used by mostly african americans) meaning a person who is making some one laugh by being crazy, acting dumb and or acting a "fool". In reality the person is no crackhead but is just acting like one.
2. A very funny person.
3. Can also be used as class clown



"Boy u need to stop man, crackhead a**"

"Man you a straight up crack head hahaha"

Teacher: "Go to the principal's office right now Shanaynay! I will not have any crack heads in my class today."
by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009
 
5.
1.To not only just have a bowel movement, but to have the bowel's moved to the extreme!
2.Not little droppings, big smelly loads on the floor with an everlasting smell.
3.To poop while squatting

"So are you saying she took a sh*t on your floor?"
" A sh*t?! Thats not the word, she SHAT big on my floor... while squatting!"
"Yea i watched, stunned, and even worst that was a week ago and it still smells in my living room!"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 18, 2009
 
6.
Nigga is a word that only black people say to black people(and occasionally other races, if u are cool with the black person).
Meaning hey friend
Or just meaning hey
Let me explain this(Thanks Chris Rock that was some real ish), there are things in life that are weird and out of order, but thats just how life is.
These examples have a point just keep going:

Example 1: If there is a fat girl sitting there talking about a skinny girl no one cares
Fat girl:"Stupid skinny ho! I cant stand skinny bitches!"
But if the skinny girl talks about the fat girl(not saying skinny girls dont, im sure they think it a lot though lol),
Skinny girl:"OH! I cant stand fat bitches omg, they are so big and fat!" Now people would think thats just wrong-right?

Example 2: Now a poor person can talk about a rich person ALL day and night no one would care!
Poor Person:"I hate rich people! Fuck rich people, they suckk!!"
Now let a rich person talk about a poor person!
Rich Person:"I cant stand poor people, all people that live suckish lives, I cant even stand to look at them!EW!"
Now wouldnt that just be so "wrong" right?
Now u just have to understand how the world is, I know its fucked up, but thats just how it is.
Now black people can call eachother niggas all day if they wanted, but white people or any other race is a NO, you cant unless u are really cool with a black person, and you are approved lol! Thats just how things work.I didnt make the rules, i just live by them.
WARNING:Just because you are okay to say it in your black friends' presence-if you are allowed-, doesnt mean you are okay to say it in every black person's presence.Please take that into consideration.

by falalalalalalalala!! February 19, 2009
 
7.
Meaning the thing you sit on when you release a bowel movement or pee-TOILET

Also meaning when you are having a very comfortable shat(not shit)! (look up shat for better understanding)
"Everyone im about to get on the tonky and i dont want to be disturbed!"

"Dang Billy you been on the tonky for over an hour now, is it that good??"
by falalalalalalalala!! February 17, 2009