(n.) the brown mark left behind in your underpants when the tip of a turd
decides to slide out of your asshole
, breach the ass cheek barrier, and scrape the cloth of your underpants.
fella #1: dude, my girlfriend was hogging the bathroom this morning before work and i really had to make duty
. it was almost a disaster.
fella #2: you didn't crap your pants did you?
fella #1: no. when i finally got in the bathroom my underwear only had an exit wound in 'em. luckily, it wasn't a full blown shit fest
fella #2: ...i would've just taken the dump in her shoes.