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2 definitions by fAkeality

 
1.
A person who steals small things.
Man, that dude just stole a jelly bean. He's freaking kleptoscopic!!!
by fAkeality October 17, 2003
 
2.
The opposite of reality. (must have the A capitalized)
Dude, get with it, this is fAkeality here.
by fAkeality October 17, 2003