3 definitions by ezra j

Top Definition
To masturbate, or to otherwise do something private and/or embarrassing.
Anthony: Steve, your a douche, why don't you just go man off in the corner.

After seeing a very attractive naked woman on the beach, Steve felt the sudden urge to man off.
by ezra j March 06, 2008

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Hargwned comes from harpwned, which came from pwned, which came from owned. It's a long long line of Internet slang typos. Basically, Hargwned takes the place of any variation of "owned", but usually it takes the place of harpwned (harpwned usually refers to getting owned by a harpoon, but it can refer to other ways of getting owned as well).
Whilst trying to harpwn a whale, Dave accidentally Hargwned himself. What a noob.
by Ezra J January 04, 2008

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it's like gwned, but only more... So much more that it needs an F (pronounced
fuh-goned) It's a much stronger word then gwned, pwned, or owned all put
together. Try putting an "f" in front of any other words, it's hours of fun
ex. that's fnice, or fcrank dat. FBITCH. or FFUCK YOU
If you like this definition, go to pwned owned cwned gwned lwned fwned mwned phwned or any other words that came from owned. Its all good stuff.
Wow, that nub +0+a||y got fgwned
by Ezra J December 08, 2007

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