4 definitions by ezdoesit2me

Top Definition
Avoiding the office d-bag when he asks you to go out to smoke
Hey Brian, tryin to go down for a smoke?

uuhmmm? no, i'm trying to quit...got my z patch on
by ezdoesit2me September 06, 2008
Fucking your CEO so hard that she starts to slurrr
Damn Lee, that's your 3rd promotion this year...what's your secret?

Just give Carol a burkslur every month and you'll get there

really?

Yeah, i had her screaming, "schlpank me, schlap me, schlam me" all night long
by ezdoesit2me May 18, 2008
Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse
Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii
by ezdoesit2me September 06, 2008
Calling off work every Monday with a stupid excuse
Awe dude!!! i'm taking a z day today cuz i got explosive diarrhea

you ok? what happened?

My mama made some cookies last night and it tore up ma stomach boiii
by ezdoesit2me September 23, 2008

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