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2 definitions by eyehateman

 
1.
Bland, emotionless and purely instrumental jazz music. No matter where you live, it is played on a radio station named The Oasis and makes Breezin' look like Bitches Brew. Evidence of improvisation ranges from minimal to nonexistent. The soundtrack to khaki shorts, polos, seldom used golf clubs, mandals and combovers.
Bahia Funk by Lee Ritenour is a prime example of dad jazz.
by eyehateman April 03, 2011
 
2.
Here's an orgasm, now let me go to sleep.
Jack was needily horny at 4 AM, instead of wasting half an hour on real sex, Jill decided five minutes of oral sex was in order.
by eyehateman June 19, 2011