1. It's shit without the mess. That almost sounds like an ad doesn't it?
2.Something that you can handle smelling if you farted, but will clear a room fast.
1. Are you tired of shitting yourself to clear a room? Do you wish that there was an easier way? Well, now there is! All you have to do is fart. All the sounds, smells and feelings of shit, without the hassle of cleaning it up!
2. Damn, that fart smells good...I think I'll stay home today and enjoy it. Maybe I'll spend my whole day in a closet to keep the smell together...