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18 definitions by evil zak

 
1.
A simulation of sex performed in a chat room, via roleplaying, between a male and a male pretending to be a female.
Bob logged on as "HotKatie69" and proceeded to have cybersex with "DaRealestManEver".
by Evil Zak October 10, 2003
 
2.
A thought that is based on one's view of the world. All opinions are true to their holders, but are not always true to others. Despite the insistance of retarded UrbanDictionary users posting their opinions as definitions, no opinion is factual.
Retard: Hey look, I defined everything I like as "god" and everything I hate as "gay"!
Non-Retard: Dude, a dictionary is a collection of DEFINITIONS, not OPINIONS.

Retard then defines Non-Retard as gay.
by Evil Zak January 04, 2004
 
3.
UPN
A television network that airs WWE Smackdown on Thursday nights. It is rumored to air other programs, but nobody cares about them if they do exist.
People watch UPN on Thursday.
by Evil Zak July 25, 2003
 
4.
Acronym for "Go fucking kill yourself".
"You wasted five seconds of my time with this post! GFKY!"
"You're sexual preference is not to my liking! GFKY!"
"If you wish you were dead, GothDude6669, why don't you GFKY?"
by Evil Zak September 24, 2003
 
5.
Used to describe someone who is unable to read Strong Bad e-mail.
The server crashed, so we're all faint of butt.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
 
6.
1. The only massive geographical location in America to have appeared and then disappeared a decade later. It existed solely in the 1930's and not one person has ever wondered how it got there or how it left.
2. A bowl used to contain dust.
3. A TFC map where the blue team moves a flag towards a capture point, and the red team decides they'd rather have kills than wins so they switch to demomen and set detpacks, pipebombs, and MIRVs in their respawn.
4. A wrestling move Al Snow would do in a Hardcore match against Goldust.
1. My grandpa lived in the dustbowl
2. My cat knocked over the dustbowl
3. Dustbowl owns the ghey avanti
4. BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! THE DUSTBOWL! I NEVER THOUGHT I'D SEE THAT IN ALL MY YEARS, KANG! AL SNOW HAS NO SOUL! BAH GAWD! BAH GAWD!
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
 
7.
Founder of the Fore Horsemen along with "Hole In One" Barry Darsow, Booker Tee, and Golfdust. His most famous move was his finisher, the Tiger Woods Driver 91. He was killed in a Casket Match when his opponent, The Nudertaker, killed him with a ten-ton dildo while holding him in the Naked Rear Lock.
Golfberg was always a big fan of Kick Foley.
by Evil Zak September 23, 2003