3 definitions by eviiil1

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the natural instinct that only men have. often not understood by woman
seeing the fence was locked, john's manstincts kicked in and he climbed over the fence
by eviiil1 March 27, 2007

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Someone who steals seal pups then proceeds to club them brutally, often found hanging around red necks or canadians.
Is known to have affections for family members.
judith: hey, you wanna go club some seals and be a red neck???
jane: yea, can my brother come along, were kinda seeing each other?
john: god you two are such priiya freaks!!!
by eviiil1 August 13, 2007

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A terrible subject, ussually taught in a tiny, stuffy classroom, that is way too hot because of the close proximity of bodies and the heater that stays on too long into summer. most commonly taught by teachers who cannot speak the English language properly and come from a forein country, invloves a lot of nut-eating and Urban Dictionary surfing.
henry: hey dude, im mind numbingly bored and uncomfortable, and i have a strange craving for walnuts.
james: sounds a bit like english lit mate.
henry: OH GOD NO, id rather eat my own shit.
by eviiil1 September 05, 2007

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