38 definitions by euphemismo

Avacation: av-ah-key-shuhn The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.

My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
by euphemismo July 16, 2012

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Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.

SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
by euphemismo December 21, 2011

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The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?

He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
by euphemismo November 20, 2011

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the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers
BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"

OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
by euphemismo July 05, 2011

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A one-sided, Neanderthal individual who has wide public popularity and a forehead that slopes from front to back.
Man, I never thought Obama was a slanthead. But after seeing him cave in to the Republicans on tax cuts for billionaires, I'm noticing he's got lots of similarity to Sean Hannity.

There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.

Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.
by euphemismo December 07, 2010

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kicking a star out of a sport or contest based on erroneous info
Those PTI guys prematurely ejaculated Pacman Jones from the NFL just before the accuser withdrew her assault accusation.
by euphemismo January 16, 2008

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A wrong click is when you accidentally right click the mouse, and you wind up opening a big program that takes several seconds to load. Wrong clicking is common when seniors use computers.
Aunt Ethel got pretty frustrated opening her email. She kept wrong clicking on her Map N Go icon and finally had to call her son, Bill Gates, to open the mail.
by euphemismo February 22, 2007

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