Gal 1: "why did you do the FB post on that stupid shit about sweaty sex with animals?
Gal 2: "It's going viral."
Gal 1: "Sorry, you may get 3 likes at the most. It's going fungal."
The non-job of famous, gifted people who get paid millions for performing their gift, e.g. world class athletes and actors.
If you have an avacation, no need to work.
My avocation is flipping burgers in Boston, but there are probably thousands of pro athletes who only have an avacation.
Getting screwed by a bank, restaurant, company, or government that charges you for 6 of an item and delivers 5.
OH MAN, I bought that beer and got the Banker's six-pack: one of them was empty cause the top blew.
SHIT!: I did the drive-thu for dogs and paid for 6 and only got 5. There goes the Banker's six-pack again.
The opposite of Tebowing. An irreverent man standing around pretending to play with a female nipple while another man is Tebowing.
(At a Denver Broncos football game) What's that guy doing while Tim is on one knee praying?
He's teatbowing, pretending to play with his girlfriend's nipple.
the daily exercise need of avid joggers and hikers
BFB (Big Fat Blob): "Hey OBF, you wanna go get a Big Mac?"
OBF (One-percent body fat): "No thanks, Blob, I've got to go get my trail fix."
Blowing up your political career because of sexual misbehavior.
Anthony Weiner just had a premature ejaculection. The crotch shot
lies are turning him into a pariah
with his fellow Congressional democrats.
He's right behind John Edwards whose ejaculection just got him indicted.
A one-sided, Neanderthal individual who has wide public popularity and a forehead that slopes from front to back.
Man, I never thought Obama was a slanthead. But after seeing him cave in to the Republicans on tax cuts for billionaires, I'm noticing he's got lots of similarity to Sean Hannity.
There's a slanthead on Fox News who wants to "deliver us from evil" and give all of America to corporations. I think his name is Sean Hannity.
Sean Hannity may be a slanthead, but boy does he rake in the money from the dopes in the Tea Party.