3 definitions by eto418

Top Definition
When a young lady from a high socio-economic background farts wetly into her silken panties while nervously greeting potential suitors at a "ball" or other such gala, thereby "tainting" said panties.
Elizabeth released a noxious debutaint as her mother introduced her to a small group of potential suitors, thereby poisoning the air around her with the scent of burnt silk.
by eto418 July 25, 2008
An aged woman who believes her fake tits and plastic surgery somehow compensate for her worn out ass.
That Cinderelic is a Cougar I wouldn't mess with, man...
by eto418 July 25, 2008
The act of sitting on a random stranger's lap and completely ignoring them.
While sitting at the bar, Shelly walked up to some guy and totally stooled him while he was watching the game.
by eto418 July 25, 2008

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