A gaylord. Like a batty-man but a Suss-man. A "man" who likes to get drilled in the chocolate socket by large pork pipes.
Don't go to the east side...you're bound to encounter those pesky sussmans!
Synonyms: Gay, Batty Man, Gaylord, Queen, Batty Boy, Queer-bitten-homo
Antonyms: Cool, Manly, Suave, Attractive to women