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4 definitions by essea

 
1.
to make out with or have sex with or to give any kind of attention to a loved one, but only during the adverts of a show.
John: so I go around my girlfriend's while her parents were away, but she was watching Desperate Housewives, so all I got was advert love.
by essea January 15, 2007
 
2.
To tell a story that nobody wants to hear, has no point and will not end until someone stops it.

Usually quite painful to experience.
Pinney: I went to ikea last weekend, we got lost on the way to Milton Keynes, I bought some Gossimer cushions and a clothes rail and some shelves, they are very....
Will: STOP WITH THE LOG ROLL YOU BIG BITCH!
by essea January 15, 2007
 
3.
The act of purchasing anything with a friend's money.
Robyn:'here's £10, can you get me a drink at the bar?'
*5 minutes later*
Sophie:'I'm hungry, lets go to subway
Meg:'I've got no money'
Sophie:*takes out Robyn's money* 'Footlongs on Robyn?'
by essea January 04, 2008
 
4.
A person or action that is in any way related to indie-shiteness or NME bumming, the telling of a shite story or in any way being blatently homosexual
Pinney is such an NME bumming homo
by essea January 15, 2007