1 definition by ernie kockwood

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A half jew douchey fuck from Horseheads, NY thats sports a massive 3.5 inch penis. Never seen without a dip in his mouth and always easy to spot in large crowds because of his enormous schnoz. This species is extremely ugly and may burn your eyeballs.
I saw Jake at the mall today and almost fucking threw up he was so ugly
by ernie kockwood December 29, 2011

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