The hazy, self-centered mindframe of a Bakersfield
resident. Culturally predisposed to become boyfouled
. Known for acquiring massive head injuries and ruining other counties' sand dunes with ATVs
. Advanced cases involve bro trucks
with bumper nuts
, an obnoxious girlfriend with breast implants
obtained from one of numerous local plastic surgery clinics, and hanging out until 1 AM in the Walgreens
parking lot with all of the above. Other cities in California
hope Bakersfield will just go away if they ignore it long enough but unfortunately its influence only grows.
Man, I totally felt Bakersfouled the other day. Like my brain had changed since I moved down here. I felt like a total tard.