The worst place
ever to raise
a family. The place
is full of creepy white men and pedophiles. Nearly every
family has a rabid dog that wants
to eat your fucking legs
off, preppy teenager, stupid and annoying
as shit little kid, and a myspace faggot account. People have gone swimming and died in their water resevoir, and the only thing that
makes it in any way pretty
is the fact that
their faggy music they blast
on max volume doesn't kill the plants. If you live in parkesburg
, you probably suck
subject in school
and have at least 2 medications.
Obama came by once in a train, when parkesburg
found out all of the hippies, black people, and mentally screwed up women came and shouted his name over 9000 times. And you know what? He didn't even pronounce the name right.
Watch out for the faggots who like to ride their tractors like motorcycles.
1. " HELLO PARKERSBURG! " -Obama, who doesn't even care enough about parkesburg
to pronounce the name right. I'm not surprised, if I was him I'd do the same.