7 definitions by emperor davies of the kingdom of wales

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Large town in South Wales, and true capital of Neath Port Talbot County Borough Council.

Population of around 50,000 with a motorway beautifully positioned through the heart of the town.

Hotbed for Welsh Rugby.
"Port Talbot is better than shitty Neath"
See Margam Castle for the location of Neath.

Not a battle but a minor skirmish between the forces of the then High Sheriff Lord Pembroke, the Legonium Veritas and the rebel army led by Terry of Tonmawr in which no shots were fired, no sabres were drawn, not a single drop of blood was shed and not a single life was lost.

The action : On the morning of Monday 1st March 1799 one Cavalry troop of the High Sheriff's bodyguard were confronted by 117 rebels fleeing punishment for their actions in the Tonmawr rebellion.

In short, the Battle of Neath was nothing more than the forces of good staring at the forces of evil for exactly 13 minutes and 34 seconds before God wreacked havoc on the rebel forces sending them running to the privy!
"The Battle of Neath was shit, just shit" see Neath
Located on the southern coast of Wales, it is the capital of the largest county in England.
"Port Davies is home to the High Sheriff of Wales"
Dominating the emmense Port Davies skyline, these triple towers located on the banks of the River Avon.

They are the centre of the government of the county of Wales.

At the top of each of the three towers is a penthouse apartment; the first tower, named The Edward I tower provides a city residence for the High Sheriff. The second, known as the Henry VIII tower provides a residence for the Deputy Sheriff, Lt. Col. Richard W. Norman CBE PhD. The 3rd tower, the Elizabeth II tower is the High Sheriff's families' residence.
"the most impressive landmark on Earth is the Blodwen Buidings"
Most racist region of Wales, the largest county in England with 99.7% of the population being Whtie British.

Given the Enoch Powell award by the High Sheriff, Sir Robert M. D. Davies. see also Port Davies, High Sheriff, and Blodwen Buildings.
" we love Cadoxton its what Enoch would've wanted"
The secret police of Wales, largest county in England.

Under the direct juristiction of the High Sheriff (see High Sheriff).

Ruthless and efficient in protecting the counties' borders from Muslim terrorists.

Commiting murders and acts of atrocities on enemies of Her Majesty the Queen.
"shit, lets flee over the Second Severn Crossing, the Guardians are coming"
Shit. Say no more, just shit.
"I neathed my pants"

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