a townie is someone who has no mind of their own and follows whatever trends happen to be most common at the time. they will always have disgustingly obviously fake, cheap-looking dyed "blonde" hair with about 2+ inches of d-a-r-k roots and will never (hell forbid!) be seen wearing black(!) clothing and hate anyone with a mind of their own (no wonder they haye shopping trolleys) townies are incredibly vain too, they spend forever infront of a mirror piling on fake tan and makeup, and gawping lovingly at themselves. they also wear painfully small, tight clothing and are constantly "getting off" wit heach other.
i was outside mcdonalds and i walked by this disgusting barbie (?) pink car and a townie was hanging out the window with the roof down and she had about 20 mirrors aimed on herself trying to gaze at herself from every angle when i walked by she gave this annoyingly fake, high giggle "tee-hee oh look bethie! its a gothic person! tee-hee!" then she wend back to heaping on makeup and gazing at herself.
Something is burning (cooking) in the kitchen !
You're not cooking ...
Getout .. get the f?%& out!
December 08, 2003
When something or someone is so fantastic and charismatic it becomes fanchasmic.
Adam Brody (The OC) is so fanchasmic.
a frentence is a french sentence.
"can you give me a few frentences?"
or a anglaitence is a franglais frentence
"Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire?"
"Je me manque de toi"
"qu'est-ce que that mean?"
"je manques you."
"i wish you would femme les bouche!"
Old yorkshire speak, part of a phrase.
If you cast nasturtiums upon someones character you perhaps imply that they have done something they shouldnt have done.
"I do hope you're not casting nasturtiums about my character young lady"
Bizandom (v) - Somthing that is both Bizzare and Random
That site was really bizandom!
Orgasmic, or near orgasmic, sensation caused by viewing films, photos, interviews or any other form of media related to or featuring the actor Orlando Bloom.
"I think I just had an Orligasm!"
February 21, 2005