a) a sexy girl who often wets the bed.
b) a girl who happens to have a ten inch dick.
c) a strong, bold, courageous woman ready to take on the world.
d) a girl who gets blackout with black eyes.
a) fuck emily p.l. slept in my bed, i now have a boner but no clean sheets to bang her on!
b) she looks hot, but i heard she has a dick because her name is emily p.l.
c) I want to be someone great in this world, i want to be the next emily p.l.
d) damn i was so drunk last night and my eye hurts! must have acted like an emily p.l.