1 definition by emily321

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Eli's are generally reserved and sweet. Until they come out of their shell. They then transform into lying assholes who try to take your friends. Jealous and gilt ridden,they tend to make bad judgment calls. Has tiny dick and lacks ability to play ANY sport.
Girl 1 "Have you seen that guy?"
Girl 2 Yeah. He looks like such an eli!"
by emily321 March 26, 2009

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