some people use this a spying device. they keep all of their spying materials in it such as creepy crawlers, string, virgin mary, the whole package, and of course they wear it around town while spying on square dancers. If you want to be in the club provide your own fanny pack.
Emily : "Kyle I love your fanny pack"
Kyle: "Thanks, wanna play statues in the front lawn"
Emily: "yea cool, maybe we can find a purpose for mary"