3 definitions by em-dash

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When a man asks a woman "Where's the snake?" and the woman says "I don't know," the man quikly but sneakily shoves his erect penis into the womans love hole an yells "surprise it's in you"
1. Last night shawn and emily played "where's the snake?".

2. Family game night took a turn for the worst when little tommy played "where's the snake?".
by em-dash July 05, 2009

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When a mans pubes are so thick and coarse that when he pulls out after sex several of his pubes are still stuck in the womans pubus region (like when you touch a cactus)
1. Oh man, My vag is sore, shawns got a major "cactus cock"

2. "I had sex with a guy who had cactus cock and i've been pulling his pubes out of my thighs and labia for days" exclaimed Emily
by em-dash July 05, 2009

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its your anus. the skin that's there that looks like a star.
i licked the poo-flecks off her starfold.... mmmmm......
by em-dash July 05, 2009

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