P.U.D. is the acronym given to the condition of Post University Depression, a condition picked up by Uni leavers across the country who are suffering from the University lifestyle (drinking regularly, having no responsibility and being a general lazy bugger.)
P.U.D. is contagious and can be spread by spending to much time in the proximity of carriers.
There are a few known treatments for P.U.D. these are; getting on it, Pro Evo 5 (Master League only,) topping yourself and the most important of the lot sleeping with disgusting individuals! Sufferers of P.U.D. can never completely rid themselves of the disease, but it can be kept under control by a combination of these treatments.
I've finished my degree and can't even get a job in Tesco's, its giving me major P.U.D.
The only job I'll be getting any time soon is full time time PUD!
I'm getting absolutely mortal tonight and then i'm gonna root some absolute dogs, it should sort out my P.U.D. at least for a night anyway!