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If a guy got swapped into the body of a woman, the metro would still be able to get dressed in time for work...
Stans and his metrosexual past gave him the knowledge to easily sort thru the complete mess of make-up, hair products, shoes and fashion this lady had so he could fix his hair, find matching panties and a sexy outfit just in time to catch the 8:30 train.
by eliotno3 June 25, 2010

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