A language modeled
after the much beloved Muppets Sweedish
chef who would often say "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! usually puts emphasis on vowels and pronunces W's as V's, and O's as U's. The language is meant
to resemble how a person who speaks sweedish would pronounce american words.
Bork, bork, bork! translation:
(It helps if you say it outloud)
Eh lungooege-a moodled-a effterr deh mooch behluvved-a Muppehts sveedeesh
cheff ooh vood uften
sey-a de "Bork, bork, bork!" Bork, bork, bork! eh-oosuly pootss effassis
on-eh de vowools oon pronunceeze W's ez V's ehnd-eh de Oo's ez Uz's. Teh lungooege eez-eh
mehntt doo reezembul-a ow eh perssunn speakks sveedeesh vood
-eh pronunceez-ah ahmehreekaan verrds.