2 definitions by elder berry

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Joseph's Myth = a term used by non-Mormons to refer to Mormonism (founded by Joseph Smith).
MORMON MISSIONARIES: Hi, we're from the Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Do you believe in Joseph's Myth?

MORMON MISSONARIES: Yes, we believe in Joseph Smith.

FUNDAMENTALIST CHRISTIANS: Ha ha! You just admitted that Mormonism is Joseph's Myth!
by Elder Berry March 04, 2009
ELDER = a missionary from the LDS (Mormon) Church who is YOUNGER than you are, unless you are a minor.
Two young men knocked on my door. Their names were Elder Young and Elder Berry. My daughter thought they were Foxy Mormons, but, since the Elders were Young, I thought they were OxyMorons.
by Elder Berry March 02, 2009

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