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jewlomete
The distance from the nearest jew to the nearest penny.
"When i was your age, i would have to walk a jewlometer to school. Uphill both ways."
buy jewlomete mugs & shirts
jewlometer
niggermile
jew
distance
meter
by elcraigg
Aug 2, 2012
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