2 definitions by el_tel

Top Definition
A person (usually a raving mincer) who loves to drink sponk.

The Person is usually addicted to the passtime.
Your breath reeks of sponk, you been at it again ? you filthy Sponk Plonky.
by el_tel September 17, 2007

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Or web smart

Similar to street smarts

Knowledge gained on the internet, and used to hold conversations on the web, whether it be on a forum, a social networking site or an instant messenger.

Your quick quirky internet wit can be described as a web smart.

Gee whizz jimmy you sure seen off that forum troll with your web smarts.

You think you are so clever with your web smarts.
by el_tel April 14, 2008

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