el duderino (if you're not into the whole brevity thing)
Drink that is red. May or may not be alcoholic in nature; however, if you ever want to get laid there had better be some alcohol in there.
CUSTOMER: throw some red drink in a fucking cup for a brother
BARKEEP: what the fuck are you talking about?
PLAYER: yo bitch, let me holla at you. wannna sip on some of dis red drink?
BITCH: i cant drink alcohol while i'm on antibiotics, but you can bone me
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