The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
Noun. A gay man who will unload a trucker's delivery in exchange for sexual favors.
The trucker didn't have a lot of time to spend unloading his haul, so he gave he lumper a blowjob so he would unload the trailer more quickly.
Through ignorance or incompetance, putting your job on someone else's shoulders.
Dude, I just got a call from someone who was talking to Mr. X, and he didn't fix the problem. Now they're bugging me about it. He mousefucked me on this one.
A gential area that has both male and female characteristics. The combination of a penis and a pussy.
Dude, sometimes when I take a leak I do it standing up, sometimes sitting down. Having a penussy is very confusing. Stop talking about my penussy.
Verb. The act of two large, hairy beefer
s bumping their big, fat hairy guts together. A very popular sport activity in the Old West.
Those two beefer
s are really belly bucking! Look at their bellies pressing together, I'm getting a boner looking at it!
One who steals toilet paper from public restrooms to use at home. A desperately poor person.
Damn, bitch got fired for being a TP Thief - she got caught taking the TP from work home with her.
Verb. Derived from perping
To become all-consumed with perping
. To get into a state where perping
is all you can think of or do.
Goddamn, Liza's got on some hotpants! I'm perping her ass, oh shit, I'm perping out!