When Mark Zuckerberg decides the time has come to "upgrade" a service that you knew well and were completely happy and comfortable with.
This upgrade forces you to permanently use a "new", less convenient application with no say in the matter.
Of course these changes are never reversed because "The Zuck" is never wrong.
This bi-monthly violation requires no consent on the part of the facebook user thus resulting in your on line sexual exploitation.
Also, facebook has no actual support service thus complaints of Zuckerberg rape remain unanswered (similar to claims of rape in Detroit)
Shit! In the latest Zuckerberg rape my graduation photos got archived away and the messaging chain from my girlfriend of 3 years is gone forever! Fuck you Zuckerberg!