2 definitions by einaphets

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The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets June 13, 2011

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To conform to becoming a high tech gadget user, particularly of the Apple variety of products.
My brother's dinosaur phone finally died and he said he is ready to officially issimilate and is now shopping for an iPhone.

Chris stopped bringing his laptop after his issimilation and now drags his ipad everywhere.
by einaphets June 27, 2012

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