Once a decaying high school built when dinosaurs roamed the earth, Elyria High has been demolished and rebuilt as the most painfully boring High School in northeast Ohio. Jail-like and unimaginably cold, the school has new restrictions and regulations that make the local prison seem like an all-inclusive resort.
The school is also notable for the amount of self-proclaimed 'squads,' 'crews,' and 'gangs.' These groups are comprised mostly of skinny white kids who will talk shit without having the fortitude to back it up. None of them are to be taken seriously.
Man I walked into the new Elyria High School today and they sent me out because I had a dime sized hole in the knee of my pants.