Man's attempt to give a machine sexual organs.
1) I really wish I could have intercourse
with my subwoofer.
2) By the way she was acting last night, you could have sworn she'd want to sleep with that subwoofer.
3) Guy 1: "He's in-love
with his car."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet if he could he'd do it with his subwoofer."