1 definition by eggsdom

Top Definition
Man's attempt to give a machine sexual organs.
1) I really wish I could have intercourse with my subwoofer.
2) By the way she was acting last night, you could have sworn she'd want to sleep with that subwoofer.
3) Guy 1: "He's in-love with his car."
Guy 2: "Yeah, I bet if he could he'd do it with his subwoofer."
by eggsdom December 27, 2010

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