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61 definitions by edna sweetlove

 
1.
What Americans call a public toilet even though you cannot have a nice lie down in it (unless you are a very dirty person).
Don't even think you can have a rest in the restroom; it's for shitting and pissing in. And it pongs too badly.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
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2.
What Americans call a toilet, even if it has no bath in it.
John went and shat in the bathroom as he could not find a toilet in America.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
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3.
(a) the arsehole
(b) the shithouse
He went to the shitter to drop his load

He got fucked up his shitter
by Edna Sweetlove November 05, 2006
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4.
(noun) A public lavatory, so named because it looks like a little cottage in a park. Term used by cruising queens.

(verb) To cottage - to hang about in a cottage, looking for trade.

Hence....

Cottage Queen
Cottage Fodder
Sebastian met this totally gross old queen down the cottage and they had a good wank together.

He loved to go cottaging - you never know who you'll meet of an evening.

The cottage was heaving by midnight and the floor was swimming in spunk.
by Edna Sweetlove October 01, 2006
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5.
A little bit of stale turd hanging onto your anal hairs.
"No one would rim him because he had a fartleberry or two"
by Edna Sweetlove September 25, 2006
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6.
To seek favour by sniffing the bumhole of a superior; hence "Brown-Noser".
"Blair brown-noses Bush like a good poodle, hoping to get a profitable lecture tour on retirement." (Prince Charles in a confidential memo to his secretary, 1998)
by Edna Sweetlove September 24, 2006
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7.
The pills ugly people take in order to ensure they stay ugly. This is satire
Condo Rice takes her ugly pills every day.
by Edna Sweetlove October 03, 2006
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