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3 definitions by eddie gonzales

 
1.
rectally pleasing another with a frozen semen dildo
I was thinking about dating her but then she asked me to groady garza her.
by eddie gonzales March 02, 2009
 
2.
creating a seal around a vagina, and then attempting to inflate said vagina using vomit.
I saw this movie this weekend where this guy gave this chick an awful barrera
by eddie gonzales March 02, 2009
 
3.
The act of physically shoving your entire fist into someone with only hot sauce as lubrication
Amanda is walking funny today, I wonder if she might have had a burning quintero
by eddie gonzales March 02, 2009