A serious disease made aware of by Charlie Sheen, who is currently living it. It involves the spontaneous and involuntary act of winning her and, concurrently, winning there. Could perhaps be attributed to the patient's brain "not from this particular, terrestrial, realm." Currently there is no cure that does not make the afflicted individual "like them."
"Some are saying that you're bipolar?"
"I'm biwinning, I win here and I win there." -Charlie Sheen