73 definitions by eazy-X
| 57. | lounge lizard | ||
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An artsy yuppie hipster with thick framed glasses and a track jacket that hangs out in smoothe urban ambient bars. He listens to trip hop, ambient techno, acid jazz, neo-soul, dj scratching. He sits in the cozy seats under mood lighting and talks to women to seduce them with his deep intellectual thought. He likes grafitti art and graphic design. He is not pretentious. loves sushi, trends, sophisticated metrosexual culture. That lounge lizard is a graphic designer.
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| 58. | psuedo-conformist | ||
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Someone who thinks they are better than everyone because they shop walmart, drink starbucks, shop the mall and dress american eagle and go to church. They think they are individuals because they condemn those that look a little different or hipster. They are just as judgemental and rude as those they hate. all the young kids think they're better than their peers. They watch stupid summer block busters and condemn those that like things different. their weird tweaks and hidden inconfidence is clearly seen. they listen to pop rock radio hits and expects everyone to be like them. anything too different is just trying too hard. psuedo-conformist are just as pretentious and passive aggressive as their counter part. they love to rant I like to judge people because i'm a psuedo-conformist. i shop walmart and watch action movies, i hate pseudo intellectuals because i'm young and i love to argue till my throat and ears bleed.especially when it's from the safety of my computer. i hate all my peers who are different or the same. theres always a way to argue my points even if no one listens. everyone tries too hard except me. i'm real
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| 59. | dolby pro logic II | ||
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A system that splits a stereo signal into a 5.1 surround sound system. Since stereo recordings are made for 2 speakers and 5.1 surround sound systems have 6 speakers dolby pro logic II splits the different sounds into different speakers based on the wave length of the sound within the recording. Normally the vocals fall into the front center speaker and the instruments may fall into surrounding speakers and the bass falls into the sub woofers. many video game developers make games using dolby pro logic II technology because there is no digital audio outsource for the game device except some of the newer systems such as the ps3 and xbox 360. games that use dolby pro logic II will have sounds fall into an individual speaker based on where the sounds of gunshots or effects is located in relation to the perspective of the gamer. cd's are only available in stereo and dvd's could hold up to 7.1 surround sound. with dolby pro logic II stereo recordings could seem to have as much depth as a 5.1 recording. some albums are recorded with dolby pro logic II in mind. notice how the main vocals falls into the front center speaker and the choir falls into all the surrounding speakers.
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| 60. | slacktivism | ||
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sing your little political song
buy your thought on a political bumper sticker buy your thoughts on a political tshirt state your political ideas on film write a political related term on urban dictionary rant politics in people's ears predict the future and speculate about political decisions sit on the couch and watch the news to get pissed sit on the internet ranting political statements argue safely from your computer spray paint some political propaganda on public restroom walls go to weekly events to reinforce your beliefs rant some more.... email political/religious propaganda to all your friends and tell them to forward it write a political poem don't use money for any cause hide your ideas in the metaphorical world preach to your choir curse at your enemies from your computer make judgement and negative assumption about every group that is different without having all the facts.. reinforce your thoughts in a small group of people whining about the opposition tell everyone to vote for who your voting for pass out political flyers in public ....bitch and whine, bitch and whine ....the odd shape of the land spoon feeding pigeons protest in the street with signs nag and heckle in a crowd heckle racist comments on youtube don't take any real action.... be passive aggressive slacktivism is fun, easy, and builds self esteem in a cheap way.
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| 61. | the joke's on you | ||
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the slogan used on the tshirt ads on this sight. the funny tshirts on the ads have the slogan the joke's on you.
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| 62. | shit swipe | ||
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i'm wiping my credit card on my asshole
that way when i go to buy stuff i'll leave my shit stain on the credit card machine after it is swiped.... then when everyone uses the same machine will get my shit on their card... and eventually on their hand... when they start eating food it'll be my shit on their hands... and into their fuckin mouth my shit swipe is contagious
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| 63. | abstract art | ||
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if you hate abstract art don't listen to music. all the weird abstract sounds out of instruments don't make any sense. they are completely non sensical. just read the lyrics, at least that part is the only part that is understandable. oh wait, i forgot words are abstractions of things also. say no to music. music is made by a bunch of pretentious hipsters and art snobs. anybody can make stupid sounds out of instruments, my 2 year old son can make a bunch of stupid noises out of a guitar and or make a bunch of simple beats like those dumb rap and rock stars. anybody can make millions by making non sensical out of an instrument. abstract art is for pretentious art snobs that drink coffee. music is for fags who think they are smarter than everyone. lets all go to church at least they can answer every question to make the meaning of life and everything around it more accessible and understandable. lets all hold hands in a circle and love one another and understand each other's feelings.
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