1. A bitter old geezer
intolerant of other people having fun.
2. Literally: Crusty build-up around the genitals due to a nasty lack of personal hygiene. Not to be confused with crotch crickets
Old man: "Go away! Celebrations are for sissies. If I had it my way, I'd put all of you runts
in the slammer
Jake: "What's his problem?"
Bobby: "Don't mind him, he's just being a crotch crumb..."
Jane: "Would you rather dive into a pool of snot, or sleep with 'funky Jake'?"
Jenny: "Eww, gross! I hear he's got a major grody
case of crotch crumb."
"Awwww, did you see what she did? Very cute."
"Yeah, that teenie bopper
is so reesy
, I wish she would stop whining
"She can't help it. Besides, it's actually kind of reesy
1. Slyly escaping scrutiny
by being a phenomenal smooth talker
2. Giving a long-winded
fake apology until a person forgets why he or she was mad at you in the first place. This is a skill that cannot be taught and must be learned through experience.
Word origin: hybrid of gestalt
"You can never get a straight answer from a politician. They are exceptionally good at geshtalling
"He avoided the wrath of his wife by geshtalling
about how insensitive he was for forgetting their anniversary."
"Hey Sher, like oh-emm-gee. That story was totally hilair, for sure."
1. A mechanic
whose primary responsibility is to maintain a well-lubricated engine
so that it can fire on all pistons without the shaft getting stuck.
2. Someone who gets extreme pleasure
or excitement from secretly browsing photos of expensive supercars
"The car's engine isn't dead. We just need a skilled pornochanic to look under the hood."
"Dude, don't you ever knock
before you enter
"Whatever. We all know you're a major
are up to their pointless
nutbaggery again. Let's go somewhere else so we don't have to deal with those moron
One who routinely excavates a ball of snot
from the nasal passageway with a finger and then carelessly flings it away.
See also: nasaljectile
"Geez, that guy just picks his nose
wherever he feels like it. I almost got hit by that booger snapper!"