22 definitions by dylowned

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a skanky looking ugly girl thats a bitch
damn that ugly bitch ass hoe is one ugly bitch ass hoe!!!
by Dylowned June 01, 2005

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A girl that looks like a babe from far away but when she gets up close you realize shes ugly
Kyle:damn I thought that pimply girl was hott at first...man was I stupid
Dylan:You've experienced a 100m hottie my man
by Dylowned July 30, 2005

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when your driving on the street and you see a girl who looks like a prostitute but when you get up close you realise it's your mom or you daughter or your wife and then you get dissapointed and drive away
Mat:damn i thot i saw this hoe but it was really my mom
Dylan: did you pick her up?
Mat:heck yes
Dylan:Fuck Dude thats some jerry springer shit!
by Dylowned June 01, 2005

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A word used when someone is telling you about their problems and frankly you don't give a fuck
Joe:I forgot to take my dog humper for a walk today
Dylan:indeed
by Dylowned July 30, 2005

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pretty self explanitory...to have sex with someone in there bellybutton with your finger when they dont wanna be poked
The Pillsbury Dough boy Rape is still legal in many countries but it is illegal for wunders to do it
by Dylowned September 10, 2005

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Someone who has a thing for there friends moms and they always have sex with them then come and talk to their friends about how good there mom was last night
Dylan:holy shit Chad you're such a mom slut what else do you do besides peoples moms?

Chad:Your mom ...she was good last night ...I did the shit out of her
by Dylowned June 01, 2005

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when a girl has chunky period to the EXTREME! and she has to sit on the toilet to get all that nasty chunkiness outta there and it comes out just like the runs or the squirties or diarhea w/e u wanna call it....for girls its like a ripped up harliqin fetus coming out of there pussy
Kyle:Eww
Dylan:what!?
Kyle:that fat bitch keeps having vaginarhea on my lap
Dylan:what one
Kyle:Cowy
Dylan:by the way i did boomer
by Dylowned December 23, 2005

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