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1 definition by dykeomitus

A sexually frustrated man/boy who thinks he can get anyone , and them play the off. Phil sometimes is nice and also a cunt, he goes and gets pissed on weeknights, but EVERYWEEKEND. He leads girls on and hurts them. He's a decent guy a first then he just turns ugly! Types of Phil include nice,polite,pissed,fun,annoying,clingy,ignorant. Sounds like a cunt.. Then he probably is . O and he also has crabs
Phil talks to girl, then phil goes to town to get 'mashed' and gets off with ugly ginger girls, when his bird is FIT and all his mates want her.
by dykeomitus March 13, 2012
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