2 definitions by dutchswiss

Top Definition
Specks of fecal matter that coagulate in your underwear over time. Usually caused by excessive flatulence, the condition is worsened when the subject showers irregularly, causing the fecal matter to harden. This often causes soreness, underwear sticking to the butt in the area and requires peeling apart of the butt cheeks before normal defecation.
Man, I drank a ton last night and ate barbeque! I've had bad gas all day, and now the crack spackle is drying and making my butthole sore!
#crack spakle #crack spackel #crackspackle #crackspackel #crack sparkle
by dutchswiss November 21, 2006
Extremely intoxicated on any substance; mostly relates to alcohol.
You should have came to the kegger last night! Everyone was buttered!
#drunk #wasted #inebriated #slammed #crunk
by dutchswiss November 21, 2006
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