2 definitions by durb1

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When you get a girl ridiculously drunk, and whilst she is chundering in a toilet you slip your willy in her vagina. You proceed to ride her of the convulsive movements of her body as she vomms. This can lead to a "thorgasm", the next stage in thunderchucking.

Both thorgasm and thunderchucking can be confused with norse mythology, but avast do not be baffled. Thunderchucking is a pun (play on words) of chunderfuck, thus humour ensues a-plenty. Suffice to say a night is only ever complete with the acheivement of one thunderchuck minimum, although jocularity is not always dependant on a thorgasm.
And she will be a beaut thunderchuck
by durb1 July 12, 2010

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1. Doing a valenzia is an act of purely legendarical proportions. A valenzia is the act of one man banging his partner whilst she is either; cleaning their apartment or accomodation; cooking a meal or snack; or washing and subsequently ironing her man's clothes. The man who commits this glorious act is also referred to as a 'valenzia', but can also be know as a 'thunderchucker', because he partakes in the act of a thunderchuck. Often a valenzia will be ridiculously well hung, and his overstaffing in the trouser department often leads to poor posture and back problems in later life.
2. The alternate public act of doing a valenzia is different to the previous definition, as it is inappropriate to bang your girlfriend in public whilst she cooks or cleans or irons. This definition of a valenzia refers to the act of dancing naked, with a duck tape covered penis, in Harrods or less commonly Selfridges. Often done to the 'Cha Cha Slide', but also not uncommonly danced to the 'Surfin Bird' song, or 'Carry On Wayward Son' by Kansas.
1. "Hey, I heard Simon got some action last night."
"Yeah, but his apartment is so clean, where did he bang his chick- in the oven?"
"My friend you are suprisingly close with that guess, have you not heard of doing a valenzia?"
"No, dude, please inform me of what can only be a wonderous act!"
"Well judging from the semen stains upon the iron board, I would surmise that Simon fucked Stacey whilst she pressed his shirts."
"Nice."
2. "Wow that dude's willy is bare small!"
"Yeah if you're going to do a valenzia in Harrod's, don't do it in the refriderated section where it shrinks to the size of a cole."
by durb1 July 16, 2010

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