1 definition by dumpymchatfuck

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when you are eating a girl out, then you stop grab a piece of artificial turf shove it up her vagina, then fuck her with a 9 iron
Man me a betsy did the Houston Porcupine last night, and now she wants to golf
by dumpymchatfuck April 27, 2011

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