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1 definition by dumpster diver

One fecal unit (a turd) with a thick layer of semen ejaculated onto it; in a straight line, waves, squiggles, or zigzags if you so wish. Don't forget a doily!
To make an eclair one fecal unit should be exerted onto a decorated plate, with a semen deposit neatly extracted onto the top of it.
by dumpster diver July 06, 2009
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